A deeply thoughtful observation from Dave, as he darts backwards away from the hammer tornado that is currently the Joker. He temporally jumps forward to appear a bit further down the street, trying to still stay near the others, and brandishes his sword. Why did he find himself a sword in the spacefuture where there are laserguns and shit? Because fuck you, swords are awesome and also all he's really good with.
"Sorry that your bat-furry boyfriend dumped you or whatever and now no one will go on a candlelit crazydate with you, dude," Dave calls down the road, deadpan as one can be while raising their voice to be heard above a rowdy clown's nonsense. "But I'm like 90% certain none of us are looking for a special someone right now. 95%? Pretty sure Freelancer is single despite what the shippers say, but I'm also pretty sure sanity is one of his kinks so you're still outta luck, Pennywise."
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A deeply thoughtful observation from Dave, as he darts backwards away from the hammer tornado that is currently the Joker. He temporally jumps forward to appear a bit further down the street, trying to still stay near the others, and brandishes his sword. Why did he find himself a sword in the spacefuture where there are laserguns and shit? Because fuck you, swords are awesome and also all he's really good with.
"Sorry that your bat-furry boyfriend dumped you or whatever and now no one will go on a candlelit crazydate with you, dude," Dave calls down the road, deadpan as one can be while raising their voice to be heard above a rowdy clown's nonsense. "But I'm like 90% certain none of us are looking for a special someone right now. 95%? Pretty sure Freelancer is single despite what the shippers say, but I'm also pretty sure sanity is one of his kinks so you're still outta luck, Pennywise."