Ray doesn't even look remotely surprised at this turn of events. After years of being a Ghostbuster, mysterious artifacts teleporting him to unknown locations is all in a day's work. Not missing a beat, Ray pulls out his PKE meter, scanning the area.

"PKE reading is normal,", he says to Dipper as he replaces it. "Maybe a couple of ticks higher than the usual background reading, but that's not out of the ordinary."

"As far as places to be unceremoniously dropped into go, we certainly could do worse." He adds optimistically, and not without cause. A Mediterranean beach is definitely an improvement over the Netherworld. Or Hell.