"Mmm, nice try, sweet stuff. But you know, helping you would mean everypony else--" He gestures to the various civilians who hadn't managed to get out of the quarantine zone fast enough, most of them dealing with some confusing sort of wardrobe change. "--would stop running around like chickens with their heads cut off. Can't have that now, can we?"

Discord lets the kitten drop down to toddle over to Sombra, and it proceeds to rub against her legs.

"You're going to have to do better than that. Besides, what's to stop you from doing the opposite, hm~?"