"And all the ball jokes in the galaxy." This is his best friend. THIS ASSHOLE HERE is his best friend. He needs to look at his life and his choices because god and damn. God. And. Damn.

"Yeah we're widely publicized and have a media presence. We're kind of celebrities so- there's a fandom. There's shipping and fanfic and fanart and it's kind of crazy- HA!" A twist and flick and they're in the system properly. "There we go. D, piping you the readout- cut all external broadcasting, activate any dormant cameras and feed everything to Cortana for our live tracking app."