"Bad news: I think they've got a Robotican, because all the remaining animatronics went off the network before I could get to them and are running autonomously now.

"Good news: I still control the hard light projectors."

As she speaks, a simple white rectangle perhaps the size of a beach towel appears at Care Cousin neck level, parallel to the floor, and decapitates one of them in a single quick sweep. A blade only a few photons thick is very sharp, and that's one unicorn that's not making it to Candy Mountain anytime soon.

It's questionable whether Cortana would make a great Green Lantern or a terrible one, but as far as today's escapades are concerned, there's no moral quandary involved in killing the viewers' childhoods.