"Oh, they mess with it all the time. Think about it. Our musical street cred is the equivalent of Pompeii, before they dug it out. We're ancient history, and Metallica is a Gregorian chant."

Robbie faked a deep shudder at this rock blasphemy. "They can do whatever they want to the covers. Sing a Gregorian chant. You can't. I am the only person on this planet who knows all the words to 'Unforgiven,' and they don't appreciate a good four-on-the-floor beat anymore, either. We are in music hell."