"I never did get what people saw in Han, honestly. But maybe I've just been around too many dicks in my life." Though the comment about 'Luke's buttchin' makes Vance reach up and rub at his own chin. "I don't know. They could easily have thrown Lando into the third movie a lot earlier than they did."

Honestly, Vance does like both Han and Luke. But no, definitely not romcom material.

He still rolls his eyes, turning to walk backward so he can see Robbie a bit better. "Not that there's anything wrong with Buffy. Other than Xander and the 'kill your gays' trope. But we're sitting down and watching Voyager one of these days."