"Definitely green, and more of a robust green than the average Coluan. Forest green instead of yellow-green, which is definitely not to be confused with green-yellow." Robbie had the 64 box of crayons as a kid. He was not confined to mere green. "You could also extrapolate that I'd be hot."

Because all of the Orion girls were hot, so the guys probably got a few hot genes too. It's only fair.

What's unfair is the terrible choice of asking Vance why he hates Terry Pratchett or implying that he himself is a bigger geek than Vance. That could be seen as badge of honor. 'I am a bigger nerd than Vance Astrovik.' Yeah, that could earn him cred with the Spidey set. "Not a Discworld fan?"