Wash just ducks and rolls. He doesn't particularly want to die here, but at least being pursued and attacked is a metric of success.

"Yeah, you'd think being one of God's perfect creations would involve being able to hit the broad side of a barn." Said to Ray, made loud enough by his voice amplifier to pointedly make its way back to the Doom Queen chasing them.

The next sentence is flung directly at her. "Humanity may be God's accident, but you're His mistake!"