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Dexter Grif ([personal profile] whyarewehere) wrote in [community profile] legionmissions 2016-05-14 12:08 am (UTC)

"I still can't believe there are no hotdogs in the future."

Grif is complaining to anyone who will listen. He's volunteered to help man the grill, and is tending some very convincing hotdog impostors at the moment.

Everything they have to grill is happily synthetic or plant-based. It was actually Grif who brought the things-that-are-totally-not-hotdogs himself.

It's starting to seem like he did it just so he could find an excuse to complain about them.

"I mean they look right and they taste right and they feel right, because hotdogs were never real meat anyway," he says. "But it's not the same."

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