"Oh. My. God. Shut up. I know lions that whine less about a lack of proper meat and they're lions. Actual carnivores. You humans are omnivores. I looked it up."

He'd been dragged along to this stupid bonding thing? Fine, whatever. No omnicom reception? Fine, whatever. But he wasn't going to sit here and listen to Grif whine the whole time.

"Douse it in relish and it tastes the same anyway."