"I don't want to drink it," Dipper protested. "My Grunkle Stan says alcohol is what paves the nightmare road to the worst things in the world: thinking you're funnier than you are and marriage. I just want to see if alcohol is as flammable as it is on TV."
No lie, that was actually why he wanted one.
"It's for science." A pause. "And also possibly zombie defense. I want to know what I can use to create a reliable Molotov cocktail in a pinch. I have a list of different substances."
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"I don't want to drink it," Dipper protested. "My Grunkle Stan says alcohol is what paves the nightmare road to the worst things in the world: thinking you're funnier than you are and marriage. I just want to see if alcohol is as flammable as it is on TV."
No lie, that was actually why he wanted one.
"It's for science." A pause. "And also possibly zombie defense. I want to know what I can use to create a reliable Molotov cocktail in a pinch. I have a list of different substances."