"C'mooon, work work work work... " says a muttering voice from outside the door. Muttering that sounds a lot like a teenager from Queens is trying to break in. Which is patently ridiculous. There was no possible way a teenager could break into a military prison, especially not this one.

*BEEP!*

...there was, however, a first time for everything. The door slides open, revealing a kid in spider-themed underoos.

"Hi! I'm Luke Skywalker, I'm here to rescue you."