"You know, normally, I wouldn't risk it," he said thoughtfully. Actually, he wouldn't go anywhere near it at all. Vegetarian? Please. "But it's all free, right? So if you don't like it, you don't have to feel bad about not finishing it. You can just get something else."

That seemed pretty reasonable. Maybe even a little too reasonable. But after he said it, he suddenly had another thought, and paused. Actually...

"Why don't we just try everything?"