"They probably have. What's up with that? A guy should be able to eat all the unhealthy food he wants. I thought the future was supposed to be cool."

He felt totally victimized... you know, as he picked food off another plate, tried it, and did it all over again. It definitely wasn't terrible (though, he was pretty sure he'd notice if it was), and that was good enough for him.

"But hey, it turns out your drink really does glow," he said, gesturing to said drink. "They get points for that, at least."