The forest couldn't be too bad, except then he'd nearly walked off a huge drop that was barely visible in the undergrowth, and his yell of surprise had apparently caught the attention of a gigantic badger of a size that badgers should never come in. And then he'd managed to hide before the huge freaky birds ran through...
How many other exciting ways did the forest have up its sleeve to try and kill him?
"Maybe I should've read that book," he muttered under his breath. Or seen the movie - there was a movie now, right.
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The forest couldn't be too bad, except then he'd nearly walked off a huge drop that was barely visible in the undergrowth, and his yell of surprise had apparently caught the attention of a gigantic badger of a size that badgers should never come in. And then he'd managed to hide before the huge freaky birds ran through...
How many other exciting ways did the forest have up its sleeve to try and kill him?
"Maybe I should've read that book," he muttered under his breath. Or seen the movie - there was a movie now, right.