Wash just shakes his head slowly. "Rabbits with really big teeth," he mutters. "Arcade really does watch too many movies." He'd prefer his Monty Python to stay on the screen and out of his life if at all possible.

He shrugs in response to Gwen's complaint. "That's also how it works in my life. When it inevitably happens again, I blame you." He's long since accepted narrative causality as the driving force of his life - he's accidentally invoked 'speak of the devil' way too often to deny it.