"Works for me." Wash shrugs. "Though I could always pick you up and carry you around. It might make Jason happier." He seems to really like these wholesome, outdated, ridiculous activities - probably a result of whatever dimension he's from.

"Me too. They don't actually prove anything, except that sometimes people like being jerks." Who has two thumbs and has been dropped more than once by someone who thought they were being funny? This guy.