Probably a good thing. Jason's gullible, but even he would have a hard time swallowing some dramatic reaction to that.

Satisfied that Wash isn't peeved enough to do anything if Jason invades his personal space, he steps closer and kneels to snag the errant slipper. "They probably would," he admits. "But I think I'll just get these resized or something. Someone suggested I try them for better grip on slippery surfaces. Adding inserts just sounds like I'm begging for something to slip around when I'm kicking." Sounds like the teasing totally went over his head, there.

He slips it back on now. No reason to go barefoot yet, though he probably would once he started his katas again. "Still. Sorry. I probably should've just shucked them as soon as I felt one wiggle a bit."