That's an out and Wash is absolutely going to take it. "A little of both, but mostly that second one," he says. "I've mostly been talking with adults for the past few years, so most of my stories are...not appropriate. Let's put it that way." There's probably a kid friendly way to reword some of his stories, but the overall framework is still either about war or revenge, and he doesn't feel like laying that out anytime soon.

And, because this is a teaching moment and Kubo needs to learn these things, he continues, "By the way, asking someone not to make fun of you is only warning them that you're about to say something they can use to make fun of you." There are definitely people sitting around this campfire how can and will use every opportunity to make fun of Wash that they can get York. "Not everyone's going to be nice about it."