Victor is absolutely into everything that can be done at a spa, up to and including mani-pedis and the accompanying extremity massages (his poor feet definitely need it, after all the abuse he's heaped on them over the years). But it does leave him with a choice to make: a very difficult choice that requires outside input.

"What do you think?" he asks a bottle of nail polish in one hand and two more in the other. "Should I go with an opalescent pink, or a regular pink with gold French tips?"