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legionnpcs ([personal profile] legionnpcs) wrote in [community profile] legionmissions2016-06-09 01:44 am

The Drunkening

Who| Open to everyone!
What| A night on the town
Where| Galaxic, the hottest new club/bar in New Metropolis
When| After all the galactus stuff
Warnings/Notes| Almost guaranteed to have drunken children

The line outside Galaxic went around the block but all the Legionnaires had to do was flash their flight rings and even the people waiting in line wanted them to be allowed in first. As promised by the management, they were allowed in without a cover charge, and they would also find that every drink and food order was free. The United Planets as a whole definitely knew how to show their appreciation for the Legion.

In the 18+ side of the establishment, there were two sections. One was a more standard bar, decorated in a way that made it a perfect blend of classy and glitzy. The blue lighting and organically sculpted wall sconces gave it a bit of glamour, but the bar, the floor, the chairs, the padded stools, and all the tables were made from a smooth, dark, lacquered hardwood. The menu had a nice array of food from a variety of cultures, and alongside synthehol (like Silverale), the bar had made a daring (retro) decision to serve a few varieties of actual alcohol, for the adventurous and/or old-fashioned to try.

In the other section of the 18+ side, there was a dance floor and music, and the soundproofing was good enough that the music couldn't really be heard in the main bar. Deeper in the dancing area, it turned out that the adult side had its own anti-grav moon bounce, too.

In the 14-18 side of the establishment, everything was a little more hip, and it was split into a multi-floor club. The first floor had a massive dance floor, with multi-colored neon rave lights, and patterns projected in high definition on the dance floor. The dancefloor had a lounge area around it full of poofy purple couches and chairs for people to rest in. There was a seating area with tables there as well, opposite the side of the room with the DJ. While this little area looked like nothing more than a cafe with snacks and non-alcoholic beverages, it was also a bar and synthehol was also served here (though alcohol wasn't). Some of the drinks glowed in the dark or looked like swirling galaxies.

The first floor had an open ceiling that allowed club-goers to look up and see the other two levels of the club, and allowed the music to be heard on those levels, too. On the second level was an arcade, filled with very futuristic games, including Simroom suites and other virtual reality festivities. The third level held a massive room with a high ceiling and an anti-grav moon bounce, where club-goers could bounce off the walls and floors and floating bounce pads to dance around and mosh to the music.

Both the adult and younger side of the club served synthehol, which was non-addictive and hard to taste when mixed into drinks. While it was possible for someone drinking it to get very, very drunk, no matter how much they drank it wouldn't cause any harm to their bodies or cause them to throw up or black out.

The club/bar was filled to the brim with sentients of many species, all hoping to have a fun night on the town.

[ooc: Players can feel free to make up details about the food, drinks, and games.]
sofresh: (standing tall and bright)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-06-22 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
"I guess that's how they get you in the future. They distract you from the fakeness so you forget about the truth."

Of course, the food looked pretty edible as it was being set down on the table in front of them. And really, as a person who hadn't eaten very much food before, there was really no reason for him to be picky about food quality.

(But that didn't mean he wasn't going to do it anyway.)

He reached for something on another plate that probably looked more unhealthy than it actually was—nachos, to start—and gave it a contemplative bite.

"It's got potential."
headinjuries: pretty sure if let go i'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket. (i'm holding onto the sink for dear life.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-23 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
"They're better with real cheese. The cheese here is a lot better than the 'meat,' but it still isn't...quite right."

Still, if you closed your eyes and pretended, it was close enough to get by. He couldn't say as much for most of the attempts at meat dishes that he'd run into so far.

"Anything that was vegetarian to start with should be better. Like..." He glanced around the table. "Oh, hey! I wonder if bloomin' onions are still a zillion calories or if they've figured out some way to fix that, too." Either way, he's grabbing a piece.
sofresh: (and you can follow it in the papers)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-06-23 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
"They probably have. What's up with that? A guy should be able to eat all the unhealthy food he wants. I thought the future was supposed to be cool."

He felt totally victimized... you know, as he picked food off another plate, tried it, and did it all over again. It definitely wasn't terrible (though, he was pretty sure he'd notice if it was), and that was good enough for him.

"But hey, it turns out your drink really does glow," he said, gesturing to said drink. "They get points for that, at least."
headinjuries: don't give yourself a boner of false hope. (bah. we'll see.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-23 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
"I wonder how they do it." Sam paused, took a long sip, and then added, "I mean, if it was something back home, it'd probably give you cancer or make your hair fall out or something."

The future was awesome.

And the drink was pretty awesome, too. Kind of citrusy, but not quite, because there was something else in there that he wasn't even sure how to describe the taste of, which probably meant it was from some other planet and he'd be lucky to pronounce it right. Whatever it was, it was good. And, he assumed, responsible for the kind of warm feeling he got from drinking it.

(It would never occur to him that it might be the synthehol's fault, because Sam didn't think he'd ordered anything that had booze in it. Mistakes were made.)
sofresh: (I wanna shake hands with heroes)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-06-23 12:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"Hey, sometimes, you gotta take risks."

Kon would totally drink something bad for his health if it looked cool. On the other hand, unlike Sam, his drink choice was entirely intentional. No way was he going to miss the chance for a real drink (or, well, "real" drink) when there was no one around to try and tell him otherwise. He sipped it like it was soda, but didn't think too much of it beyond that—the food was kind of where it was at. There was just still so much to try.

"So, what does a 'Nova' do? Is glowing one of your superpowers, too?"
headinjuries: if you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct. (guess where i woke up this morning?)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-26 06:51 pm (UTC)(link)
"More like a side effect than a power. So, there's this kind of energy - the Nova Force - and Novas can all tap into it and use it." It occurred to him that he probably ought to explain a little further on that (because God knows he didn't want another person making the mistake that him and Rich both being Novas meant Rich was his dad or something, what the hell), so he continued. "Novas are space cops, back home - from what Hal said, I think it's like the Green Lanterns were here? Except that Rich was the last one, and then he died, and then I became the last one, so I never really got any training on the cop thing. I just...try to help people."

Sometimes, he even actually pulled it off without embarrassing himself too badly.
sofresh: (live fast and for real)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-06-27 09:00 am (UTC)(link)
"So you're like a GL, but not. Sweet."

Maybe that wasn't the best way to phrase it, but he did think it was pretty cool. Space stuff always sounded fun. He wondered how they were different (besides their color, maybe), but the rest of his explanation stood out to him more.

"Bein' a cop can't be that hard." He knew literally nothing about being a cop, in space or otherwise. "And since you're the last one, no one'll know if you break any rules, right? So you can just, like, make 'em up as you go."

It wasn't so much that he was advocating rule-breaking (or, at least, not in this case). Rather, the way he saw it, they just kind of had to improvise. ...a lot. Because, like Sam, Kon hadn't been taught anything about what he was supposed to do or how to do it, and while it was for different reasons, he still kind of understood.
Edited 2016-06-27 09:03 (UTC)
headinjuries: pretty sure if let go i'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket. (i'm holding onto the sink for dear life.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-06-27 10:07 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yeah. I figure, if I try and keep bad things happening to good people, that's the important thing. I mean, if someone's ship is stranded without fuel in the middle of Badoon space, I'm not gonna worry about whether they paid the right tariffs on whatever's in the cargo bay. What's important is getting them out of there."

A beat.

"I mean, assuming they're not hauling slaves or anything totally screwed up like that, in which case they're gonna get it."
captainbuzzkill: (037)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-07-01 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
If this had happened before his summer in Gravity Falls, Dipper would have been super awkward in a club, but all his time spent with actual factual teenagers meant he'd been pretty well prepared for this. It was just like going with Wendy and her friends to the Woodstick Music Festival, right? Except indoors! And with weird glowing beverages.

People even recognized him as a Legionnaire. On the hand hand, being famous -- and for superheroing, no less -- was pretty much the coolest thing ever.

On the other hand, the only reason he was on the team, or in this club, was because he'd lied his face off about his age. Whoops.

He'd had a lot of fun on the moon bounce, and out on the dance floor, something that was possibly obvious from looking at him. He still had a glowchain around his neck, he'd lost his hat, and his hair was sticking up in every direction from the antigravity.

But now he came hurtling in towards Sam and Kon's table like he was trying to escape a zombie hoard, and rather than joining them at the table, he dove underneath it.

"I'm not here," he said tensely, from under the table. "Especially if any girls -- or boys -- ask. If anyone asks where I am, the place where I am definitely isn't here under this table."

Normally, he'd have been delighted over getting flirty attention from various attractive teens (including aliens!) aged 14-16, but not when he was lying about his age. If his lies to Wendy had taught him anything, one year was a big difference when it came to flirting and flirting-related things. And that meant it was just...awkward.

A small crowd of teens came by, looking around as if to find him, and the moment they were gone, Dipper's hand reached up to steal one of Kon and Sam's sliders.

"Ooh, burgers."

It was kind of like they now had their very own table gnome.
Edited 2016-07-01 09:41 (UTC)
sofresh: (and you'd see it on television)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-07-02 09:17 am (UTC)(link)
Kon nodded as he reached toward another plate of food. He'd almost tried just about everything at this point.

"Sounds to me like you already know all the important stuff." Helping people was what they were all trying to do, in the end. Sure, maybe Novas technically probably had guidelines, but Kon thought it was best to keep it simple. He was going to continue on that train of thought after another bite, but before he knew it, they had company... Apparently?

After the crowd wandered past them, Kon leaned over to take a peek under the table.

"Looks like we got a thief." Not that he particularly cared, since this really was too much food for just two people. (...and there was still more to come.) "I'd invite him up, but I mean, he looks pretty comfy down there."
Edited 2016-07-02 09:18 (UTC)
headinjuries: don't give yourself a boner of false hope. (bah. we'll see.)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-07-02 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
"I mean, he can't reach the wings down there, but I guess that must not bother him that much," Sam grinned.

He was also perfectly happy to share, but he wasn't going to pass everything under the table.
captainbuzzkill: (013)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-07-06 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
"I can so reach the wings from down here."

A line of telekinesis inched it's way up from under the table, picked up a plate of something that was vaguely similar to potato skins and brought it down. Then it sent it back up again -- because it was the wrong plate -- and creeped around until it got the plate of wings.

"See?"

He sent the plate back up with a few wings missing and then another line of teke rolled up over the table to grab a napkin.

"...I'm never going to get used to this universe being Meatless Mondays forever."

It didn't taste like chicken at all. Not horrible, but not chicken.

"Or being famous. Am I the only one that's getting freaked out by all the attention?"
Edited 2016-07-06 05:40 (UTC)
sofresh: (I wanna shake hands with heroes)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-07-08 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
"Yep. Totally just you."

It was probably mostly sarcastic, but it also wasn't in the sense that Kon, for one, had never been freaked out by it in the least. One of the first things he did during his first few days of freedom was confront the Daily Planet about why there wasn't a story about him on the front page.

"You'll get used to it," he said. "Maybe it'll even help you forget about the food."

...nah. Nothing could make them forget about the food.
headinjuries: if you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct. (guess where i woke up this morning?)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-07-08 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"It's weird, but...kinda cool?" Sam shrugged as he reached across the table for...actually, he had no idea what this one was, but the only way to find out was to try it. "Media back home gets pretty rough on superheroes. The weird part to me is how much everyone loves us here."

There were some people back home who liked them just fine, but a lot more criticism and negativity overall. Then again, stuff like Stamford probably hadn't happened here, but even most of the complaints he'd noticed in this universe tended more towards "not muh legion" than disliking the very idea of them being around.

"The people doing that crazy superfamily stuff need to take a chill pill, though." He popped the whatever-it-was in his mouth and frowned thoughtfully as he chewed. "Okay, I dunno what the purple roll things are, but they're actually pretty good."
captainbuzzkill: (019)

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-07-13 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"We don't have superheroes back home. Just weirdness. Very, very localized weirdness."

Dipper peeked his head up and cautiously looked around. Finding the crowd that had been looking for him now nowhere in sight, he climbed into a chair between the two of them and started anxiously gnawing one of the purple roll things.

"Which meant my sister and I had to help save the world without superpowers. Or superhero friends to call. And we definitely didn't get as famous for it. Everyone in town thought we were heroes, but it's not like anyone else in the world knew what happened."

He stared at Sam and Kon both like he was mentally cataloging their existence as (superheroic) otherworldly oddities.

(Interacting normally with other kids his age? What was that?)

That was when a waitress came over and put down several glowing, sparkly drinks in front of them.

"These are courtesy of those sentients over there," she said cheerfully, nodding towards a nearby group of teens that waved enthusiastically, hoping to get their attention.
sofresh: (and kiss the girls of centerfolds)

[personal profile] sofresh 2016-07-19 09:26 am (UTC)(link)
Kon slid his sunglasses down his nose to look at said sentients and gave them a playful wink.

"Well, ya know, you don't have to get used to it or anything. I wouldn't mind keepin' all this attention for myself."

It was fine if the others were hesitant to be noticed, because Kon would gladly notice each and every one of their fans. He even reached for one of the drinks and took a sip to help show his "appreciation."

"I guess you kinda just gotta ignore the bad stuff. I mean, it don't really matter, long as the babes still want a piece of ya."

Let there never be any question about where Kon's priorities lied.
headinjuries: but i decided to go as a homewrecker. (the party tonight has no theme)

[personal profile] headinjuries 2016-07-19 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, he was almost done with the first one anyway. Sam followed suit, snagging a drink and taking a sip. "Ooh. S'bubbly." He glanced over to the other table and gave them a thumbs up.

"...the blue girl's kinda cute."

She reminded him of Jinin, kind of. Except she wasn't calling him an idiot or telling him she hated him.
captainbuzzkill: (066)

omg I'm so sorry this is ages late, finally catching up

[personal profile] captainbuzzkill 2016-08-20 04:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"They only like us because we're famous and it creates an artificial sense of accessibility. They probably would just think we were giant dorks if we weren't Legionnaires," Dipper said cynically.

It wasn't so much that the alcohol he was unknowingly drinking wasn't having an effect yet as the extreme cynicism was part of the effect. Some people were downer when they drank.

He pointed to Kon.

"Except for you. They'd probably still like you. You have actual abs and fancy retro hair."

"Retro" because it was like something out of Mabel's 90's movies about dreamboyz. And the 90's were like forever ago.
Edited 2016-08-20 16:16 (UTC)