"Of course there's a candy unicorn." Why wouldn't there be a candy unicorn. Evidently Arcade has taken to ripping off internet shorts that are hundreds of years old, which is arguably worse than ripping off board games. (At least she didn't say its name is Charlie, so he's not going anywhere.)

All work on his cooking stick comes to a complete stop as Nita pulls a giant lollipop out of her bag. It's the size of Wash's head, and miraculously unbroken. For a moment, all he can do is stare. "How did you get that here in one piece?"