PIIIIIIIPE WREEEEEENCH FIIIIIIIIIGHT

[unrecovered]

Who| Wash and others
What| Murderworld. So much Murderworld.
Where| All over the arena - locations are in toplevels
When| Murderworld! Late day 1, all of day 2, and early day 3
Warnings/Notes| Violence for days. Most of these have been planned using the almighty spreadsheet - if you want to plan something, feel free to poke me on plurk!

Get pulled from a perfectly benign covert mission to be thrown into a bad Hunger Games ripoff run by someone with zero sense of style or humor. Survive, probably on his own, until help comes or he manages to escape. Sure. Okay.

What could possibly go wrong?

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[littlecousin]

Nita transfers her breakfast to one hand so she can dig around in her pack with the other.

"I saw some bats, and I made friends with a unicorn." She did not, however, get a name. "And there were some mean elves made of peppermint sticks. They shatter real good if you hit 'em, though. Aha!"

Nita brandishes one of those enormous swirl lollipops in rainbow stripes. Somehow, amazingly, it's not broken.

[unrecovered]

"Of course there's a candy unicorn." Why wouldn't there be a candy unicorn. Evidently Arcade has taken to ripping off internet shorts that are hundreds of years old, which is arguably worse than ripping off board games. (At least she didn't say its name is Charlie, so he's not going anywhere.)

All work on his cooking stick comes to a complete stop as Nita pulls a giant lollipop out of her bag. It's the size of Wash's head, and miraculously unbroken. For a moment, all he can do is stare. "How did you get that here in one piece?"

[littlecousin]

"Wrapped it in my spare shirt."

Nita shrugs as though that should have been obvious. She is only wearing the t-shirt, duh. As far as she's concerned it would have been weirder if the lollipop had broken. It's not like she got in any fights while carrying the pack, after all.

Also, she's basically a Disney princess and this kind of thing happens around her a lot.

[unrecovered]

Wash is about as far from Disney as you could possibly get, so yeah, this is pretty damn weird.

But Nita essentially comes from another planet in terms of weirdness, so. It's really not worth contemplating too deeply. He quirks an eyebrow and accepts the lollipop, taking the time to place it in his own bag before going back to his stick, smoothly and carefully wrapping the point and top half in seaweed. "Okay. Thanks."

[littlecousin]

Nita has a mouthful of shark-rito, so she just waggles the fingers on one hand in a little wave of acknowledgement.

She's finished her sashimi before Wash's own dinner is cooked, so she licks her fingers--it's charming when she does it, okay--and once again starts going through her backpack. At least this time she produces something Wash will approve of unequivocally: a magazine full of rifle bullets. She also grabs the rifle itself.

"Uh, might want to rinse off the stock. It's all sticky."

Blood does get sticky, but it's hard to tell what is exactly is coating the butt of the rifle underneath all the red sand adhering to it. Besides, blood would be way too normal a thing to find on a weapon Nita owns.